angelonacross:

kosmogrl:

kosmogrl:

twinkdrama:

i need serious help and by help i mean a lesbian makeout session

I’m so happy I’m a girl I could cry

ladygagaqueenedit:

Lady Gaga fotografiada por Meeno Peluce para el video de la canción “Paparazzi” (2009).

kenafeh:

im not arguing with a woman whose eyes wrinkle when she smiles. whatever you say beautiful

weltenwellen:

Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything

atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

atheist-xmas:

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

sketiana:

i said ‘explain physics to me like youre in love with me’ and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings’. so i get it now

I’m always positive when ur around, because the electrons of the atoms that make up my body get so excited when ur near that they flee their atoms and my body altogether, leaving me only with the positive protons.

herbaklava: